Nasty Yucky Smoothies that Don't Taste Half Bad

Annnnnnnd the award for longest blog post title of the day goes to.......

I'm linking up with Shanna today to talk about whatever I want.
Just click on her name to find some more fun blog posts!
I have several random things that I want to talk about today.

1. I hate when my husband is right.
He warned me yesterday to be careful with my working out.
You see, he witnesses my life first hand. #luckyhim And he knows that when I get all psycho with my workouts, he is the one who has to listen to me complain and has to rub my sore parts.
And then.......this morning, my knee started to hurt. And then my elbow. Grrrrrrr. This is why I always end up stopping my workouts. I love to workout, but somehow I have this old lady body that can't handle it.
I tore my ACL playing basketball in the 10th grade {like 458 years ago} and I just haven't been the same since. {single small tear runs down face}
It's why I've always wanted to be a runner, but can never get too far into it. I also get tennis elbow from doing pushups...is that weird?
I got lots of great feedback on my post yesterday, so what's up guys, who has some advice for bad knees and bad elbows? Help a sister out.

2. smoothies.
Now, I'll be the first to tell you that what you are about to see looks disgusting. And I'm not going to tell you that it's delicious or anything crazy like that, but it is pretty healthy and it does fill your stomach.
My husband got me hooked on smoothies. I use to want to vomit just looking at everything he put in them, but now I am just like him. I'm sure some people can't drink just anything, but I totally can. I learned this in college. 
There is no real recipe. It's just a little of this and a little of that.
This morning I had greek yogurt, liquid egg whites, blueberries, a banana, peanut butter, chia seeds, Fiber One cereal, protein powder, and a few pieces of ice all blended up. Sounds delicious right? Wait til you see how it looks.....

At least my food pictures don't make you hungry!
Once it's blended up, it looks nice and smooth like this:

And yes, I let that tiny bit ooze over just for you to get a good feel for it. lol Now chug that baby down, chase it with some Diet Dr Pepper and you are finished eating breakfast! How else could you get all that down real quick in the morning? I know I couldn't. My husband even adds spinach to his....I'm not THAT brave yet.

3. Selfies.
When you wake up at 4 to work out and your kids can't get to school until 7:15 {we don't carpool on Wednesdays so I have to actually take them to school}, you have plenty of time for selfies.
Even K&A like to get in on the action.

You should know that I had on a super cute dress, tights, and ankle booties for work this morning. Then I decided that if I were to meet myself in an alley, I would ask myself if I were knocked up....so I put on my hoodie and jeans. I'll save my cute dresses for days that I MUST dress up and for when I am 50 lbs lighter a little bit thinner.
Until then, I'm keeping it gansta in my hoodie.

I just wish I had a uniform to wear every single day like these little ladies. {Even though they despise them...}

Side ponytails are the best!
As are cowgirl boots with a uniform. You just can't go wrong.

Now if only my leggings were that loose on my legs!

Happy Wednesday People! Thanks for reading!




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